we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I have aggressive nipples.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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