yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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