I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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