You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me