How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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