Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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