she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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