Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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