I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
True strength comes from lack of pants
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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