we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i believe in u and ur pee
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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