omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I had to cum in my sink.
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