You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
