Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
