I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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