Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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