His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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