I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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