did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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