We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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