I cockslap morals
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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