Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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