well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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