He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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