watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just took my morning after pill in the library
she peed on how many people?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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