At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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