Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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