what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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