I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize