dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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