My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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