I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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