I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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