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my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
my being single is dangerous.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
i think my cat just said my name.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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