The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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