i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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