we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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