he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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