i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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