its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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