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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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