Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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