I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
tell me about the fingering
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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