Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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