After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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