Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
