People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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