he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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