do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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