OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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