Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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