Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
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That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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