Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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