I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i barfeds in our rink
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
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he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.