I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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