So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Randomize
