But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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