There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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