Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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