i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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