just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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